Scenario: Ubisoft employee--Wow! People are really mad at Ubisoft because our games have so many bugs, we don't respond to fixes until everyone has almost completed the game, and our Ubisoft Connect program is horrendous. I bet we can't get them any more [censored] off! Second employee-Hold my beer, I have just the thing! (Second employee creates Orlog game in AC:Valhalla) First employee--you are really an [censored] for that! You are definite Ubisoft management material!

*The creator of the Orlog activity is now VP of Game Design and has a corner office where his excrement literally falls on the street below blessing the people with his sacred poop from his pompous [censored].