I've tried uninstalling it twice, tried launching it from all three hard drives, reinstalled ubisoft connect and my graphics drivers, and launching it as an administrator. Nothing is working to fix this problem.

@joonbaebae You are godlike; after days and no less than five full reinstalls and a factory reset this FINALLY FIXED IT! I will offer a sacrifice to Odin in your honour, kind stranger.

@joonbaebae You are godlike; after days and no less than five full reinstalls and a factory reset this FINALLY FIXED IT! I will offer a sacrifice to Odin in your honour, kind stranger.

I've tried uninstalling it twice, tried launching it from all three hard drives, reinstalled ubisoft connect and my graphics drivers, and launching it as an administrator. Nothing is working to fix this problem.