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EIVOR'S JOUNRAL - PRIVATE
Day 7 of being unable to get into the Buckingham Longhouse. I'm starting to grow very tired of ramming my shoulder into this door for 12 hours a day calling for my friends to help me.
I'm beginning to think Sigurd and Hytham aren't taking me seriously. We NEED to get into this longhouse, but all they want to do is stand around and not respond to anything I do. The only time they even move is when I begin to attack the town's guards out of frustration and boredom, and even then all they do is attack with invisible weapons without so much as uttering a word.
I must admit my mind has traveled to some strange places over the past week of this lunacy. Like how I should have banged Sigurd's wife when I had the chance; hell, had I known he would be ignoring me like this for a WEEK STRAIGHT while I was desperately trying to get his attention to help me break this door down, I probably would have. In fact, this is exactly how I'd expect him to respond if I actually had banged her.... maybe she told him that we did? But why would she do that.... that doesn't even make any sense...
I realize I am questioning my own sanity at this stage. I'm very close to believing this all must be some strange, abnormally long, lucid dream, trying to teach me about to dangers of depending too much on my friends to accomplish my life's goals, like I'm in some sort of after-school special. Why would I even need a second person to ram their shoulder into this door at the same time as me anyway? How does that make any sense. And WHY do all the guards that I can clearly hear on the other side of the door continue to ignore me recklessly crashing into their side door day after day for hours on end?
Nothing about any of this makes any sense. Maybe I'm still tripping on those mushrooms, or maybe Odin is just messing with me. Regardless, I have to find a way to get into that longhouse.
Signing off for now, this door isn't going to ram itself....